Part 5

                    They were surrounded,there was no way to go but over a cliff and that was a large risk that none of them were willing to take. Lea walked up to Jason and kicked him in the nuts, he collapsed to the ground right after. “This is all your Fault!!!” she screamed “Why the fuck did you have to put me in your goddamn story!!!” she started jumping on his head screaming “Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!”(etc. etc. etc. etc.) Agumon came to Jason ’s aid, and helped him up “Jesus Christ, that psycho is gonna Kill me!”  he yelled getting up. “Ya, everyone hates you Jason” said Little Matt with his tongue hanging out “Agumon Digivolve Now!” said Jason sliding the card threw the slot “Digimodify!” he said “Digivolution Activate!”.

D I G I V O L U T I O N

Agumon Digivolve to…………..Greymon!

It Digivolved and stepped on Matt. “I’m…Getting Used to…..It.” he moaned out. “Greymon burn down the bushes over there!” exclaimed Jason pointing to the bush with 2 pairs of eyes.”Nova Blast!” said Greymon launching it’s attack.The Fire set the bush aflame and it was gone in a second.”That was scary” said a little pink winged digimon hovering out “Can’t you ever fuckin swear you little fuckin ho!?” yelled the large digimon that was with it.Alex scanned them with his Digivice.

MarineAngemon started to glow along with Lea’s Digivice. “This must mean I’m yours” said the little thing smiling. Lea ran up to it and hugged it. “IT’S SO CUTE!!!” she screamed still hugging it.MarineAngemon was no bigger then her hand. ”That thing is pretty fuckin small” said Lea’s boyfriend Matt before his digivice started glowing as well.

“I’m yours bitch!” said Strikedramon walking up to Matt. “A Digimon with attitude, kick ass!” he said. Around the digimons necks were two tags. The Tags floated off them,and floated to around their tamers necks. ‘The fuck is this?” said Matt staring at it. “It’s a fuckin crest man.” Said Strikedramon “It was said that they would belong to our fuckin partners”. “That’s the crest of…..” started Little Matt before colin ran up and threw him into another bush with eyes.”It’s the crest of courage.” He said staring at it closely.He walked Over to Lea and checked hers out closely as well. “And you’ve go the crest of love. Colin went to grab it so he could look at it more closely but was pushed by little matt as he ran around stupidly with drool hanging from his mouth” This is fun,this is fun!” he said running around,he was bleeding after being beaten by the digimon in the bushes. Seeing as colin got pushed,his aim was a little off and instead of grabbing the tag,he grabbed one of her breasts.” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?!?!?!” she screamed as her face went from something like

THIS:

TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS SHE DID THIS:

“Hey,don’t do that!He’s my bitch!” said Big Matt yelling at Lea. “I’ll do it if I want to!” she replied back. (BLAH BLAH BLAH They got into an argument BLAH BLAH BLAH They Broke Up. BLAH BLAH BLAH!) “Well,that sucks!” says Jason walking up to Greymon “Well lets get rid of whatever’s in the bushes” “Wait!Let me do it!” says matt with a bit of anger in his voice “I need to take my anger out on something!” he said aiming his digivice at  his partner “Digivolve Bitch!” he yelled out.His Crest Started to glow with his digivice as Strikedramon started to change.

StrikeDramon Digivolve to……………………CyberDramon

CyberDramon roared before flying off quickly towards the trees. “Shit man,an Ultimate!” started Alex “It’s the first Ultimate We’ve ever seen up Close!” “Hey Guys!” yelled Blake coming threw a portal,guess what guess what!I got a digivice too,I’m a Tamer!” exclaimed blake jumping up and down.”Desolation Claw!” yelled Cyberdramon slashing at the bushes he got rid of them in an instant and started getting rid of every digimon there. “Hey Blake!I’m Veemon, I’m Your Partner!” yelled this blue little Dragon from one of the bushes that was cut away.

Veemon

Rookie Level

Vaccine Type

Special Attacks: Vee Head Butt / Vee Punch

“Wow,he’s my Favorite!” said Blake as Veemon walked towards him”Hey look at this!Veemon warp digivolve!” said blake pointing his digivice

Veemon Warp Digivolve To……….Imperialdramon!

Veemon emerged in it’s mega form and just stood there. “EWWWW!!!!!PATAMON KILL IT,IT’S DISGUSTING!” yelled colin covering his eyes “Boom Bubble!” said Patamon releasing a ball of air from it’s mouth “AHHHHHH!!!!”Yelled Imperialdramon as it was destroyed “ahhhhh….. thank you patamon, that’s much better!” said colin with relief in his voice.(By the way,yes colin is still alive he is just really,really! Bloody!” Blake was so sad that he went and jumped off the cliff. Little Natt watched in amazement “Wow that looked like fun!” he said as he jumped off as well.  “I’m back mother fuckers!” said Cyberdramon landing in front of them as he de-digivolved “Done killing those bastards”. “Speaking of Killing…” started Alex “Man you’ve got a killer ass!” he said Pinching Amanda’s bottom.

“OH YOU FUCKING QUEER!YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN DIE NOW BITCH!” she screamed out grabbing him by the neck.She ripped off his arms,shoved one down his throat then the other up his ass.Then she threw the body over the cliff. Night soon came and everyone got ready to go to sleep.The two girls took the tent and the other guys all slept outside. “Hey Guys,listen!Maybe there’ will be some lesbian action on the inside!” said Alex listening in. “Shut up man!” said Big Matt throwing him into the fire.The girls slept soundly,as the guys soon fell asleep,ears up to the tent listening.

-So that was part 5 some of you might not be too happy with it but I’m sure others of you will(Matt will be happy, you been asking me to bring it in for a while now!)

People that didn’t talk in this part”Why didn’t we talk?

Jason: there are too many of you,it’s not exactly easy!

Lea:I can make it easier

She pulls a sledge hammer out and smashes Jason’s nuts

Jason:……………..you got the right one…….

He falls unconscious and dies

Other guys all put on steel cups

Lea: awww…..you guys suck

Amanda: Lea that wasn’t very nice….

Amanda jumps in a steam roller and crushes Alex(I’d like to your steel cup resist this!)

Pascal: NoW I DoN’T HAvE To HeAR His AnNoYInG VoiCE!

Everyone looks at Pascal as they sweatdrop( You know,the Anime way lol)

Lea and Amanda both take golf clubs out of there panties and kill him

Colin: FOUR!!!

Little Matt: That looked like it hurt…..

Little Matt runs up to Amanda and pinches her nipple

She then Smashes his head with the golf club as well.

Big Matt: Will it be a hole in one?

Randy: no time to find out,the part is over!

-Anyways, hope you all enjoyed.It was funny and there was action in this part so it should appeal to most.

-What will happen next?

-Will the others meet there own partners,or will the tamers fight someone a little more                        powerful then they can handle?

-Find out next time,on Part 6 of Destiny’s Tale!