Part 6

                                    The day started out like every other one, Little Matt was being Brain-Dead and getting his ass kicked by everyone while Strikedramon bitched at everyone he could. ”It’s…so…damn…hot…” said Colin practically panting like a dog. “Oh Quit your whining!”  said Lea upper-cutting his bottom jaw forcing it shut on his tongue. He quickly fell to the floor, crying and holding his mouth. “What are you doing Big J?” asked Randy in his really gay voice. Jason put his cell phone down for a sec, “Trying to find a way home, but all they keep giving me is that Miss Cleo person” he said, obviously getting frustrated.. “Well ask her then!!!” yelled Amanda and Alex at the very same time. Alex turned his head and smiled at her, “Eeewwwwwwwww!!!” she screamed socking him in the head knocking him unconscious. Jason laughed, then gave a shrug before dialing Miss Cleo’s number. “Hello Child, I see you called because you are having a problem.” Said the voice with an African accent. “Ummm….actually… I called…” “You called because you are experiencing problems with your love life” interrupted the women, “Well fear not child, this card tells me that you will meet many beautiful women!” . “Well… the reason I called was…WAIT! SERIOUSLY!?!?!? I’ll get beautiful Women!? WOW!” Jason says excitedly. Amanda and Lea, all of a sudden just appear out of nowhere and both punch him in the back of the head. ”Pervert…” they both say, shaking their heads.

Jason sits back up holding his head and starts talking again. “Ok, actually lady, I wanna know how me and my “Friends” can get our asses back home” (Notice how Friends is, I put it like that because some of these people annoy me….Lol, slightly anyway). “Oh…ok…Well this card will tell me how that is possible” she paused for a second before continuing. “Hmmm… the four of diamonds…” she says blankly. “What the hell!? You aren’t supposed to be using playing Cards! Why aren’t you using Taro cards!?” he almost yelled. “Budget Cuts…, anyway Kid, find your own Fucking way home! I ain’t helping you if you gonna be bitchin at me!” she replied now speaking in a regular American tone before hanging up the phone. “Well…” Jason began, lost in words “Anyway, where did Matt and Jay go?” he asked, not seeing them around. “TheY WEnT ThaT WAy!” squeaked Pascal pointing towards a tiny cave. “Why does it keep talking…?” asked Alex, tear drops hanging from his eyes. They all entered the cave, it was a little damp and it smelt really bad. “Oh my god….” Said Lea being the first one to recognize the smell. They found them leaning against a wall, eyes beat red totally out of it. “Dude…I am so baked…” said Big Matt looking almost as dopey as Little Matt, who by the way, had run into a wall and knocked himself out. “Man these guys have got problems…” said Randy. “Why is he even in this story?” Lea asked Jason while pulling on his sleeve. “We need a huge idiot to make fun of”. “O? o,o, p, s, s o?” said Omega stupidly “Shouldn’t Omega be enough?” she asked again. “More fun to have multiple idiots!” he replied. “I Smell something….” Said Strikedramon, his eyes small and Beady, “Hehehe….” Giggled Jason Bolmer. “Other then you! Smells like there is an evil bastard in the area, guess I won’t be getting no ass kicking in today, cuz my fuckin tamer is fucked up right now!” he yelled sitting down next to matt. “I smell it to…..” said Labramon sniffing in the air. Amanda Knelt down and pet him on the head “What do you think it is?” she asked out loud “It feels very dark…” said Patamon “Everyone, get ready!” exclaimed Colin Pulling out his Digivice. “Holy shit!!!!!!!” said a voice, no one could tell where it was coming from though, this was right before two people fell on top of Little Matt who was walking around. “That was so cool….” Said Matt before passing out again. “Stacey and Andrew!?” exclaimed Jason seeing his sister and little Matt’s brother. “What the fuck are you two doing here!?”. “I don’t know but I got this weird thing out of my locker!” she held up a D-Tector(season 4 digivice) . “Andrew got one too”. “Well I guess that was the evil the digimon were feeling! My sister sure is one evil little….” He was hit with a large hammer before he could finish ,

“Don’t be a dick!” she said walking towards Stacey. “It’s almost here….” Said Patamon looking up. Colin Pulled out his Green Card And Slashed it through his Digivice.

M U L T I – M A T R I X   D I G I V O L U T I O N

  Agumon Digivolve to…………………MetalGreymon!

  Patamon Digivolve to…………………MagnaAngemon!

  Kunemon Digivolve to………………..Okuwamon!

  Labramon Digivolve to ………………Cerberumon!

  Psychemon Digivolve to………………Digitamamon!

  Tapirmon Digivolve to………………..Mammothmon!

  Mushroomon Digivolve to……………Cherrymon!

  Kokuwamon Digivolve to…………….Mekanorimon!

They Stood around looking in every Direction, the Tamers all Stood hurdled in a Group. Fear in their Eyes, except Big Matt and Jay b. They were passed out by a rock and little Matt was Busy Licking the wall “It tastes like pop corn” he said licking his lips. His partner then Shot him with Twin Beam, blowing Little Matt to Pieces “He is such an Idiot…” he said Looking down…. They Heard a loud Yell Come from out Side but were too Afraid to go check it out… “DESTROYER!” Was the only thing they heard before the whole cave exploded and they were all sent sailing through the air. “Weeeee!!!” yelled Little Matt while Mekanorimon was glueing him back together. Out of the smoke Flew a Digimon. He wasn’t a Huge Digimon, but he didn’t look Very Nice. He Had Black Wings and seemed to be wearing Leather. On his head he wore a mettle helmet, he had three eyes and a Huge Gun in his right hand. In Fact he looked Like this! :

Beelzemon

Mega Level

Virus Type

Special Attacks: Double Impact, Darkness Claw, Corona Blaster, Corona Destroyer

“Oh shit…” Said Jason and Colin at the same time…”What’s wrong?” Asked Lea confused. “He’s a bad guy?” they nodded…”A very powerful bad guy…” said Alex… “Although I’m sure he won’t attack us again! Why would he want to ruin an ass like this!?” he said putting a hand on Amanda’s Ass. “ FUCKING DICK!!!” She screamed Punching him.

“It isn’t the time to play games Children!” yelled Beelzemon pointing his smaller Guns “Double Impact!” he said Firing bullets out towards them!
S P I R I T  D I G I V O L U T I O N

Spirit Digivolve to………..Fairymon!

Spirit Digivolve to………..Chakmon!

“Tornado Gamba!” said Fairymon spinning Quickly knocking the bullets away. “Stacey!? What the hell!?!?!?!” yelled Jason pointing at fairymon. “I Don’t know, it just happened!” she said. “I am so kewl, just like my big brother!” said Chakmon who digivolved from Andrew. “Ya kewl like me!” said Little Matt hugging him then freezing to death because Chakmon is made of freezing snow.

Fairymon

Ultimate Level

Variable Type

Special Attacks: Tornado Gamba / Petal Breeze

Chakmon

Ultimate Level

Variable Type

Special Attacks: Snow Bomber / Ice Pillar

“Let us Take Care of Him!” said Fairymon flying towards Him “ya ya us!” said Chakmon hopping off. “Snow Bomber!” he said Throwing a Large Snow Ball towards him. “Darkness Claw” said Beelzemon quickly discarding the attack then quickly Round house kicking Fairymon Down Into the ground Causing her to become Stacey again. “I think he might be strong!” Yelled Chakmon running away. “Corona Blaster!” Yelled Beelzemon Pulling Out his Large gun, he let it charge for a minute then shot a huge energy ball towards Chakmon Deleting him. “Did Andrew just go bye bye???” asked Matt stupidly. “I think so…” said Amanda gently tapping him on the back. “Oh ok.” He said looking at Beelzemon. The Other Digimon just stared at him in fear. “How are we supposed to beat that!?” asked MagnaAngemon , the most powerful of the Digimon there. “Like this Mother Fucker!” Said Cyberdramon Flying at Beelzemon. “Desolation Claw!” it slashed at him with lightning speed. “Darkness Claw!” Beelzemon Retaliated and Sent him back down. “That ass clown is a real power house…” said Cyberdramon powering down into Monodramon, his rookie form. “I can sense another one!” Screamed MagnaAngemon looking up. “Black Tornado!!!” said The Dark figure nearly hitting Beelzemon. “Who the hell are you!?” he exclaimed. “You seem like a worthy opponent…it is a shame I must destroy you if I want to find my answers…”

Black WarGreymon

Mega Level

Virus Type

Special Attacks: Tera Destroyer, Black Tornado, Dragon Crusher

“Two of the most powerful Digimon ever Create…” said Colin in Amazement….Amanda ran up to him and Drop Kicked Him in the Head. “They’re gonna destroy everything you idiot! Including Us!!!”. “Oh sorry..” he stood up to look at her. “Hey what’s with the face?” he asked looking at her, She had a huge sweat drop beside her head and her eyes were small and Beady. He turned too look at what she was staring at. There was A large Couch, and all The Tamers and the Digimon Were sitting there Drinking Beer and Eating pop corn. “This is gonna be good!” said Jason Elbowing Alex. “Shut the hell up and let me watch the fight!” said Lea Jumping on Jason. “ouch…” he said Looking back up. Amanda and Colin made themselves comfortable on the couch and also looked up.

            “You didn’t answer my question! Who are you!?” asked Beelzemon again. “You do not know me!? I am the most feared Digimon in the Digital World! I am Black Wargreymon!” he said Back “Now allow me to show you why I am the most Feared!” he Flew At Beelzemon before he could react and speared him in the gut, he then put his hands together and hit him hard in the back, Beelzemon nearly hit the Ground but used his wings to catch Himself, He Flew back up at top speed and Threw a punch, Black WarGreymon Caught it then threw one of his own which was also Caught. “Darkness Claw!” yelled Beelzemon throwing bkwgmon’s hand away then slashing at his chest, he tore an opening in the front of his chest then kicked him away. He landed on the Ground and stared up at Bmon. “You are Quite Powerful, but time to get a little more serious.” He took off towards him once again. “Double Impact!” exclaimed the winged one as he fired bullets from his smaller guns. “Black Tornado!” said bkwgmon spinning, this repelled the bullets and did a nice amount of damage to Beelzemons left arm. He stopped behind him and Roared. “Now I end This!”. “Beelzemon Quickly Pulled out his big gun and made a star shape with it. The Star Shape began to glow and he put his gun in the middle of it. “Corona….DESTROYER!!!” he Yelled. has he shot a large beam out of the cannon. “Black WarGreymon Laughed Histerically As he Put his Hands together. He put them over his head and formed a large Purple and Black ball of energy. It was huge! “Tera….DESTROYER!!!” he screamed launching the large energy. The two Attacks Collided causing an immense explosion. Both Digimon Landed on the ground panting Heavily. They Ran Towards each other meeting hands first as if it were a game of mercy. The power they gave off was so big, it made a crater around them. “Maybe It’s Time We Broke this up…” said Jason as he realized it could get Dangerous. “I hear ya man!” Said Metal Greymon getting off the couch. “Giga Blaster!” he said opening up his mechanical Chest and Launching two Organic Missiles. The attack connected and the two Megas looked over at Metal Greymon like he was a wasp that they wanted to swat. “I think it’s gone far enough!” said Lea yelling at them. “You guys have no reason to fight!”. “I Would listen to her guys……” started Jason “She can get pretty damn Dangerous…”. “Oh shut up!” she exclaimed kicking him the nuts hard enough to lift him off the ground. They saw this and their Eyes Widened in Fear. “Uhh…. Yes ma’am….” They both said bowing down at her feet. “Oh yeah, I got skills!” she said Putting Her Hand Behind her Head and laughing. The sky turned black ,the wind picked up and lightning was striking the Ground Everywhere. A Large Bolt of lightning struck right behind the two Megas and that’s when Daemon Appeared. “You two are pitiful, how can you be Evil Megas when you are listening to a little Girl?”. “And you would be…?” asked Black Wargreymon looking at Daemon with squinty eyes. “I don’t give my name to those who are destined to die! EVIL INFERNO!!!” he shot a huge dark flame towards the digimon who both jumped in the air. They Looked at Each other and Nodded. They both flew down and kicked him in the Chest pushing him away. Then Beelzemon spoke, “You call Us Pitiful, and say you won’t give us your name…” he stopped and waited for Black Wargreymon to talk, “Yet, you’re the one who shall die!”. They Flew into the air right above Daemon. “Corona….”

“Tera…….”

“DESTROYER!!!”

They both Unleashed their attacks at the same time, they combined into one large attack and moved towards the fucked up little Mega, Daemon closed his eyes and Spoke. “I apologize master…I hope your other minions fare better then I did….” With that he was gone. “See what happens when you two work together?” Said Alex walking up to them “Dude that sounds gay!” said Big Matt shoving his foot down his throat. “Well you two did a good Job, it would be nice working with you again!” said Amanda blowing them both a kiss. “Why can’t I get that?” said Alex rubbing his neck. “Well you know” started Beelzemon “I have more Power then you could imagine!”. “And I think I have found my purpose…Destroy foreign objects. From now on, my goal will be to help you out Tamers. Until next time!” The two dark digimon flew off and were soon out of viewing range. “WHAT!?!?!?!” Yelled Colin “TWO OF THE KEWLEST EVIL DIGIMON ARE ON OUR SIDE NOW!?!?!?! THAT Is FUCKIN AMAZING!!!” “Ya that is pretty…WHAT THE HELL!? My Bra is Moving!” Out of her Bra Jumped Andrews Ghost “Hehehehe…..I have a new home!” “You can’t haunt my bra you Pervert!”she screamed trying to hit him. “Actually I think I can!” he Jumped back in and was unseen. “I wanna do that….” Said Alex reaching for one of her Breasts. “No TOUCH!!!” she yelled Pulling a truck Out of her bra and Throwing it at him. Then Andrew Drove it back in. Then the ground opened up and swallowed them the end! Hehehehe!!!!!!

AND NOW!!!!!!

FOR THE MEANINGLESS CRAP I

DO IN EVERY EPISODE!!!!!!!!

-         Part 6 took a while to do, I started it in August, the finally finished it in November. Hope You all like it, it was all action pretty much, but was still funny in some parts.

Big Matt Rolling a Big Joint: keep Rollin rollin rollin rollin, what!

Josh: Dude you got problems……

Lea: Where was all the destruction?

Jason: Hey those Megas caused more then enough!

Lea: I meant by me!

She Takes out a grenade and shoves it down Jason’s pants

Jason: Why always me…?

The Grenade exploded and a few things were seen flying into the sky.

Amanda: Looks like team rocket’s….i mean Jason’s nuts are blasting off again…..

Alex: Wedgie!!!

Alex Ran up to Amanda and pulled her underwear up.

Lea: Wow you must be starting to bug her!

Lea and Amanda both took Sledge hammers, Lea Shoved one down his throat then Amanda smashed his twig and berried with hers.

Stacey: Can I do something insanely stupid too?

She grabs Colins head and rips it off his body, she then takes one of her Ja Rule cd’s, puts it on his tongue and spins it

Stacey: His teeth work as speekers

-         Right…..anyway, Guess we’ll see how part 7 goes, and we’ll see how long it takes to get that one done!

- Why did the ground swallow them?

- Why did it eat them?

- Why is Lea thinking Dirty as she reads this?

- Find out the answers to the first two questions next time, and for question 3, good     luck!