Part 7

(OH YA!!!NEW DESIGN FOR THE TITLE!!!!!)

                                    They Woke up in the middle of a park, the place was strangely unfimiliar to them.The only fimiliar thing any of them saw was Little Matt uncontious next to a water fountain. Kokuwamon walked up to him and lifted him off the ground by the neck with his pincers. "Get......Up....." he said in a mechanical voice. There was a cracking noise made as he threw him over towards the others. "I think i broke his neck...". The others looked around observing their surroundings trying to figure out where they were. "It....kind of looks familiar" said Jason walking by the swings,pushing one of them."Ya it looks the same as the park on your street used to" said Amanda quietly. "So are we back in the real world!?" asked Lea impatiently, slightly pushing Jason. "It seems that way..." he replied. "It feels kind of strange..." started Agumon "It's all grey...". MarineAngemon came up behind him and Threw Him into a tree Knocking Him UnConcious, then she took a Huge Stamp and stamped agumons back with a note. Lea walked over to see what it said and began to laugh." Marine Angemon's Bitch" she read "Nice!" she said Grabbing her partner and Hugging it. Jason Walked Over to Agumon and helped him up, "I know how you feel man..." he said patting his back, before being hit in the forehead by a sign. He now had the words "Lea's Bitch" imprinted in his forehead. "See what i mean?" he groaned out to agumon. "What the fuck is happening!?" yelled Big Matt as everything around them seemed to be warping. "Everything is getting all fucked up..." said Colin to himself "But this sight is not changing...."said Alex drooling(Can anyone guess what he's staring at?Any guesses???Come on....you gotta know why he's drooling!) while he sat down his face nearly touching Amanda's Ass.(Be back in one second, gotta find a picture of a pissed off anime girl*Jeopordy music plays in background*)

                                    (You all know the drill) "YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs as she sent him flying into the air.The area stopped Warping and they were in a new area, by a Lake. "i like water....." said little matt before shoving his head under. "Look over there!" said Alex pointing to the other side of the lake. "On the other side they saw.....( A HUGE ORGY!!!LOL J/K) 8 children with 8 digimon, There was a Large Sea Serpent Digimon there who seemed to be covered in Metal. He was Fighting against a War Greymon. "This looks alot like that episode were WarGreymon defeated Metal Seadramon" said colin while looking at Jason. "I remember that episode, it was really.....* Amanda trailed off as her face turned Red and And Andrews Ghost jumped out of her shirt. "Hello Hello!" the little ghost said waving it's ghostly hand.Amanda took a deep breath before she began her screaming( i love this part 8P)

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING IN THERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!??? THIS IS A WHOLE NEW PART, READ THE TOP! IT'S PART 7, NOT 6 ANYMORE!!!" Her voice was enough to send everyone flying. They were all holding on to a tree for dear life, trying not to be sent into the Atmosphere were they would be burnt to a crisp."Well Jason decided to keep me in the story because I make it a little more entertaining..."replied the little ghost. "What the hell...?" said WarGreymon looking towards the young girl."I'll be back in a second man..." said MetalSeadramon Moving over towards The shore. "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!" continued amanda with her screaming, although no1 could tell what she was saying because they had all gone slightly Deaf. "Ummm..... Excuse me?" started MetalSeadramon as he brought his head down to face amanda. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING!?!?!?!?!?" she screamed, with enough power to send the giant MetalSeadramon flying off into the air and out of sight. Tired of hearing her screaming Andrew also took off out of sight. She calmed down and sat on the ground catching her breath. Everyone came down from the tree and walked back towards her. “Well…. That was entertaining…” said Randy sarcastically. “Whoa Dude!Everything is warping again dude! That’s pretty kewl dude!” said Randy’s partner, Vilemon. “Wow, you’re a genius…” started Jason sarcastically “And you’re overusing the word dude!” he said raising his voice. “Sorry Dude! I’ll try and stop dude. But it won’t be easy dude.” They were back in the park again, although this time there was a few people on the street. On The swings there was a Kid. Someone they all recognized as Frankie, a sec 3 from school and Jason Bolmer’s best friend. “Hey Frankie!”started Bolmer “What’s up, and….Hey, what’s that!?” he pointed at the little red thing sitting beside Frankie.

Elecmon

Rookie Level

Data Type

Attacks: Super Thunder Strike / Sparkling Thunder

            “Hmmm……Elecmon eh?” says here he would get his ass kicked by my Agumon…” said Jason Smiling. “How did you get him anyway?” he asked curiously. “Well I was over there by the The river when suddenly I got Attacked by this huge sea snake thing. That’s when Elecmon here jumped in, picked me up and ran. I then received this digivice soon afterwards” Replied Frank. “So does that mean it’s still over there?” asked Amanda. “Only one way to find out” replied Lea, turning around and walking towards the river. “What’s a river…?” asked Little Matt lookin confused. “Just shut up and walk idiot” said Big Matt. They got to the river and looked in but couldn’t see anything. “Marine Angemon, can you go check it out for us please?”  asked Lea holding up her little pink thing. It nodded it’s head and jumped in. No sooner had it jumped in, that it was sent flying out into Lea knocking her down. Out of the water came the large sea snake, although it wasn’t who they though it would be.

WaruSeadramon

Ultimate Level

Virus Type

Attacks: Dark Blast / Evil Icicle

            “Waruseadramon? I was expecting to see that MetalSeadramon again!” said Alex sounding depressed. “Don’t Complain!” started Colin “At least this fight will be easy! I’m gonna take care of him!”

DIGIVOLUTION

Patamon Matrix Digivolve to.......................MagnaAngemon!

“MagnaAngemon! Finish him quickly, just attack with your sword!” yelled Colin  MagnaAngemon Flew in at top speed. The blade on his right Wrist emerged as he drew it back. “Excalibur!” he yelled lunging forward. WaruSeadramon quickly dodged to the right and turned to face his opponent. “Is this all the power you posses? It seems the dark lord may have been giving you children far too much Credit. Or Maybe it’s just he gave me more power then I required! I can defeat any Digimon now!” said the Large Digimon. As it moved forward, it tried hitting the angel digimon with the blade on his head, but he flew up a bit and just dodged it. WaruSeadramon then moved his head up quickly knocking MagnaAngemon further up “Dark Blast!” it yelled Firing what looked like a dark stream of ice up towards MagnaAngemon. He was unable to avoid the attack and was hit full force. He lost his power and de-digivolved back into Patamon. “Patamon!!!” Yelled Colin running forward and catching him before he hit the ground. “So…much….power….” groaned Patamon before falling asleep. “Damn….powerful son of a bitch……It’s my turn I guess” said Jason grinding his teeth ”Agu….!”  He was interrupted when Frank put his arm out in front of him “Let me do it! I’m the one who got us into this!” he said looking down “Let’s Go Elecmon!” Elecmon Jumped out in front of Frank and was ready for commands. “Wait!” started Jason “You saw how much power this guys got, you can’t do it alone so I’m going to help you.” He said Pointing His Digivice out. Frank did the same thing as they watched their digimon Digivolve……

DIGIVOLUTION

Agumon Digivolve To……………….…….Greymon!

Elecmon Digivolve To……………………..Tyrannomon!

            “Go Tyrannomon! Attack!” yelled Frankie “Dude….I think he knows” said Jason making Frankie feel like an idiot.  “Fire Blast!” yelled Tyrannomon launching a large fire ball at The Snake.

“Nova Blast!” said Greymon doing the same thing. Both Attacks collided with Waruseadramon’s head making a large explosion.Through the smoke you could see his eyes glowing angrily “Was that a Joke?” he asked menacingly “Well here you go, Here’s a funny one for you clowns! Dark Blast!” the attack once again was sent towards the digimon, they were able to avoid a direct attack but the explosion was still enough to knock them down.” It’s not enough, we gotta take it up a notch!” said Jason “Time for the Ultimate Level Greymon!”

DIGIVOLUTION

Greymon Digivolve To……….MetalGreymon!

Tyrannomon Digivolve To…………MetalTyrannomon!

            “Still Won’t be enough fools! Evil Icicle!” From the Blade on Waruseadramon’s head, a bunch of black icicle’s were fired, colliding with the large metal dinosaurs. Once again, knocking them down and almost out. “Jason…I don’t Know how much more we can take…” Said metalgreymon in a large deep voice. “Fuck…I don’t know what else to do……” said Jason throwing his digivice to the floor. Lea walked over and picked it up, she then put it back in his hand. “Come on Jay, your like the Leader of this group, I’m sure you can think of something. And believe me if you don’t….You can say goodbye to your left Nut!” said lea menacingly. “Well that’s inspiration enough for me! Well, there is one thing I think might work…Frankie! Yell with me!” said Jason. “Yell? Yell What?” asked Frank confused. “Just yell!!!” he replied. “HAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they both started yelling. “What the fuck…..?”started Matt. “Fuck, so they’re the bastards who stole my pot! I knew they were acting fucked up!” The two Digimon Stood up and Looked at their Tamers. “We understand….” They both said in Unison as they started to glow.

DNA DIGIVOLUTION!

MetalGreymon…!                                                       MetalTyrannomon…!

DNA DIGIVOLVE TO!!!

ZANBAMON!!!

            “Finally…..A mega Level on Our Side!” said Colin Looking at Zanbamon. “Whoa….Kewl…” said Frank looking at the new Digimon. “What!? How is this Possible!? DNA Digivolution is said to be only a Legend!” said Waruseadramon. “No matter, even a Mega is no match for my power! Dark Blast!” The Attack collided head on with Zanbamon and the area was filled with smoke “And that’s the show! Thanks for coming Ladies and Gentlemen!” said the dark digimon, clearly proud. Out of the smoke walked Zanbamon, not a scratch on him. “What!? No way in hell! You should be dead! Evil Icicle!” the icicles came towards Zanbamon who simply knocked each one away with a swing of his Large Sword. “I Think the people want an Encore presentation WaruSeadramon, with an Alternate Ending!” He ran towards the sea serpent and jumped into the air. “Now it Ends! Cross Slash!” Zanbamon Crossed his swords, and they started to gather energy. They Were glowing brightly, and he pulled them apart with power shooting a large x shaped  Blue Blast at Waruseadramon. “Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Seadramon as the attack hit and he started to fade. “I Have failed you Endigomon…..I am Sorry…..But the Dark Lord will surely Defeat These Children……” with that, he was gone. Destroyed by his own over confidence…..( Or By the Ass-kicking that we delivered to that homosexual penguin raping fuck-nut).

            “That was fucking Amazing!” Yelled Alex Jumping up “Ya, that digimon rocked” said Colin. “Oh, I was talking about Amanda’s thong, it was just showing….” He said. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?” Screamed Amanda lifting him up and snapping his body in half, then shoving the top half up his ass. ”This guy never stops!” she said clearly pissed. “Seriously…” agreed Labramon shaking her head. “I like Knifes….”said Little Matt picking up a blade and shoving it into his Knee. “Weeee!!!!!!” he screamed as he began to move it at Light Speed. Everyone sweatdropped, before Lea went and Drop-kicked him. “Jason, you make some of these characters pretty fucking Stupid!” she said looking down at Matt. “I know, but they’re so funny” he replied back. “Well maybe you should……” she was interrupted as Little Matt Came back and grabbed her right breast. “It is so soft! Like touching big large pillows! Sleepy time?”

(And Of Course….The Below Happened)

            “This Guy is seriously going to fucking die!”she screamed Jumping on his head. ”So?” began Colin “He always dies, it doesn’t seem to matter! He’s like invincible or something! He just comes back!”. “Anyway…..That WaruSeadramon… He’s the digimon that Endigomon talked about isn’t he?” asked Bolmer. “Ya… I think so” replied Jason, “He was too powerful for an Ultimate….” Said Patamon, finally getting up. “Ya, he said His power was given to him by the Dark lord” said Agumon “This guy must be pretty damn strong too have done something like that.”

“It doesn’t matter how strong he is” is started Amanda “We’re gonna have to take him out, I have a feeling it’s because of him that the dimensions have merged”. “Ya and I’m sure that it’ll all get better once we get rid of them……What the Hell Is in my bra!?” screamed Lea reaching down and Pulling out Andrew. “Oops, I was haunting the wrong place!” he Jumped out of her hand and went into Amanda’s shirt” “Fuck that little cum colored piece of shit!” she started “He’s haunting my bra again!”

            The ground began to rumble and split apart. “What the fuck is fuckin going on!?” said Strikedramon as he Jumped to safety. Out of the ground came four Digimon. Including The MetalSeadramon from earlier. “These are not the Children we are looking for” said The Large Snake, but I’m sure it’ll be fun to smash them! Maybe they’re the reason we’re no longer in the Digital World!”

AND NOW!!!!!!

FOR THE MEANINGLESS CRAP I

DO IN EVERY EPISODE!!!!!!!!

-         And That’s Part 7,  This part was fun to write although getting Funny things in here is getting a lot Harder! I’m gonna keep trying but this series might end Up being 100% serious….

Lea: Does that mean You’ll Be Getting rid of the stupid People?

Jason: Uh…no…..probably not

Lea: Fuck! Guess I’ll Do It!

She Drives in her small little Festiva, which has a bunch of ropes hanging from the back. She moves at super speed and ties the ropes on to all the guys Testicles (Except Jason and Randy! Randy, it’s because she couldn’t find them!)

Little Matt: Hehehe it tickles!

Josh: Oh no….

Lea: Here We Go!

She takes off in the car and the guys try to keep up but they can’t, they all get their balls ripped off.

Jason: Thanx for not doing it to me!

Lea: Well…if I would have done it to you, then I wouldn’t be able to do this.

She takes an Electric Sander, turns it on and uses it on him!

Jason and All the Other Guys: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNCOCKSUCKINGMONKEYRAPINGFUDGEPACKINGSHITEATINGPENGUINFUCKINGBALLJUGGLINGMANRAMMINGSONOFACUNTSCABEATINGBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-         Seriously….the stupidity is hard to do….Anyway…I’m gonna get some ideas from my friend before doing part 8, So we’ll so how that one turns out.

- Who came Out of the Ground?

- 4 Digimon with MetalSeadramon, Could it be the Dark Masters?

- No fuckin shit it’s the dark masters!

- Why does Lea insist on inflicting so much Brutal Pain?

-Maybe We’ll find out Next time On destiny’s Tale!