You Try To Go Super Saiyan and End up Shitting in your pants.
You see a midget in the street, run up to him and try to paint his face Like Chaotzu's.
You Buy a turtle at a pet shop, but kill it when you try to sit on it like master roshi.
You use so much Gel to make your hair look like Goku's that it actually works.
Because of all the Gel, You got stuck to your bedroom door and can't get off.
Your depressed when the doctor tell you it's impossible to have an eye put into your forehead
You try to put a third eye in yourself once you get home.
You Run Around the school with a Hush Puppy Puppet on your hand yelliw Wolf Fanged Fist.
You made your own Flying Nimbus out of Mashed Potatoes.
Think You're too impure When You jump in them and sink through.
You start throwing Plates at People Yelling Destructo Disc!
You Think it's Garlic Jr's fault when your mom comes out and Smacks you for throwing her Plates!
When Ever you see your Friends getting Beat up, you Wait till there down to jump in so you can be like Goku.
You get beat up alot Because instead of fighting back you Try To Form a spirit Bomb
You Go To The Zoo to chase monkeys
Whenever you piss someone off, you put your hand in front of your face and Yell "Solar Flare!" Then Flash them in the eyes with a flash light and run like hell.
You try to fuse with your Friend, then tell him he's a weak bastard when it doesn't work.
You Hang your cat by a stick and carry it everywhere pretending it's Puar.
